Once upon at time there were three bears. Mama Bear, Papa Bear and Baby Bear. One evening the three hungry bears were sitting at the table preparing to eat supper. Baby Bear took a sip of his porridge and screamed as the 1044 degree porridge burned his tongue. “This porridge is too hot!” he cried and pushed it away.
Mama Bear took a sip of her porridge and winced as 1005 tiny ice crystals embedded in the porridge frosted her gums. “This porridge is too cold!” she exclaimed.
Papa Bear took one look at his porridge, saw 987 reasons not to eat it, and pushed it away with a grimace.
“I’m hungry. What will we eat?” whined Baby Bear.
Just then a lovely young girl with golden flax hair and silver slippers came happily skipping into the dining room.
“Hi I’m Goldilocks. Got Gold?” She asked with a smile.
The three bears looked at each other.
And then they looked at Goldilocks.
And Papa Bear smiled back.
Posts
